I could save you, but I might just let you bleed.
anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

anachronistique:

reasons I am thankful for the internet

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:
So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

Tony and food

variablejabberwocky:

ilikesthetacos:

colchrishadfield:

There is no try. Only do.

If you don’t appriciate the fact we got a Tumblr user in Space, then something is wrong with you.

And one using Yoda quotes while actually IN space to boot.

variablejabberwocky:

ilikesthetacos:

colchrishadfield:

There is no try. Only do.

If you don’t appriciate the fact we got a Tumblr user in Space, then something is wrong with you.

And one using Yoda quotes while actually IN space to boot.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

california-radiance:

Lana Del Rey - National Anthem

california-radiance:

Lana Del Rey - National Anthem

fuoco-go:

cream-of-mint:

deadpon-and-weible:

impsexual:

Because telling fat people that they are in fact humans that deserve dignity and respect automatically means you’re ~*GLORIFYING OBESITY*~

By the way, don’t dribble on to me saying you worry about a fat person’s ‘health’. That’s just a bullshit excuse to voice your unwanted opinion on a fat person’s body considering you wouldn’t give a single flying fuckadoodle about someone’s health if they were skinny. Besides another person’s health is none of your damned business anyway. Run along now and preach to a choir that actually cares.

I’m going to be honest, so long as you’re not hurting anyone, you can eat soy sauce and milk duds all day long for all I care.

thank you so much for this comic imp.

you are my new inspiration madame